The things that come out of the mouth of Sunny Bear..

These are actual quotes and in no way reflect my parenting skills.


- Our future is in the sky.

- Let's sew something with toothpicks.

- When I grow up, I want to be a black person.

- Your fat is softer than my pillow.

- Coffee smells like old trashcans.

- I like watching biggie's butt jiggle, it makes me happy.

- Daddy's an old man.

And finally my favorite..

- Mommy, your neck wiggles like a turkey.


Thank you Sunny Bear for you words of wisdom.  Never a dull moment!